cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

Alex Turner: Who would you like to invite [to the party] if you could invite anyone?
Matt Helders: David Beckham.
Alex Turner: Dead or alive?
Matt Helders: If we could do dead I’d probably bring a stegosaurus.
Alex Turner: [snorting of laughter]

arctic-sheffield:

alex turner: a summary

inspired by: x x

funniestpicturesdaily:

Hypochondriac camel.

funniestpicturesdaily:

Hypochondriac camel.

angrynerdyblogger:

I wish there was some sort of blanket you could cover yourself with but it didn’t make you warm it just provided the sensation of being covered because some nights it’s just too hot for a blanket but I need something covering me so it’s a choice between boiling to death or being completely vulnerable to monsters

Alex Turner -  “Puuuudding, dit dit dit dit dit"
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presidentgay:

i only argue when i know i’m right which is why i’m always arguing

t-oxicashton:

who needs a boyfriend when you’ve got 6432 photos of your fav band member saved to your phone

nutellagance:

Martin Freeman doesn’t raise his eyebrows. He lowers his hair.

(Source: notmydate)

kaneandturnerequalstoperfect:

the true reaction

scatteredly:

i hate it when you’re waiting for someone to text you and someone else texts you but you think it’s them and you get all disappointed when you realize it’s not

artemou:

I can’t even describe this.

artemou:

I can’t even describe this.

 - Alex's Laugh at 0:54
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(Source: turrneralex)

vincentvangaylord:

timeandspaceismything:

vincentvangaylord:

grandkanye:

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

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That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature

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I’d probably still adore you with your hands around my neck,
or I did last time I checked.

(Source: arctikalex)